Hello Rioters. Look at your friend, now back to me. Now at your friend, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped used petrol bombs and started using the job centre he could potentially be me. Look down, back up. Where are we? You’re at an interview with the man your friend could work for. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s an application form to that job you need. Look again. The form is now money. Anything is possible when you get a job, stop looting and grow up.

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I don’t claim originality for this! First seen by Marc Penny on the “Scotland, where we don’t destroy our own city cause we’re no mongos” fan page.